11-20-2010, 05:19 PM
Quote:Good rooms but poor views. Positive: Great accommodations, everything is sterile. There are many others from my home town here as well, so it is nice to feel somewhat at home. The rumbles from the underground nuclear tests are almost unnoticeable from the guest area. Staff is extremely friendly, and medical staff is on-site. They offer free towing back to the guest area if you are in a crash and offer valet parking. Negative: Anal probes.
Quote:Came here because I heard Earth girls are easy. Only found ONE! Her name was Bristol. Don't believe the hype. The accommodations were stark but well kept. The service was over abundant. The locals were a little too eager to help even though I didn't know the language. I was asking for directions but ended up getting a doctors exam instead. The food was lousy, though. Not conducive to osmosis.
Quote:Most OVERRATED AREA. Seriously folks, with fifty other areas almost all of which are as good if not better(except area 15, ick) I cannot BELIEVE how many people flock to this one. Why be discretely executed for stumbling on crappy UFOs when you could be dissapeared by the US government for discovering the fake moon landing set (area 5) the Loch Ness monster (area 32) or the Ark of the Covenant(area 50, just down the road)? All Area 51 has going for it is an overinflated tourism budget and powerful mind-control rays. Conspiracy nuts, take your business elsewhere until Area 51 matches the hype.
Quote:i saw an alien. Walking amongst man like nothing. I saw a big triangular ship. I was fined $6000000. And in prison for 50 years. Worth it? You decide.
